In which I wear a neon t-shirt and observe guys without any t-shirts

Summer gym has been brutal so far and I've only managed to get through seven days so far!!!  (I still have like four more weeks to go).  Uggg I am so out of shape!  Wait, why am I doing this you ask if I am nonathletic and unmotivated?  Well I'll tell you!  I am taking all honors classes next year and I really need a study hall but I also want to be in band AND choir so to do all of this to make room for a study hall I need to get gym out of the way by taking it in the summer. 

The only thing that may be worse than my athletic abilities is my choices of athletic attire.  I wear bright colored neon shirts from camps and pink shorts.  When I showed up to gym the first day and every day since my classmates have been clad in a strict color scheme of gray, black, and white with splashes of maroon and gold(our school colors).  I look ridiculous but because of my lack of former athletic activities i also have a lack of normal and subtle colored athletic t-shirts.  Oh well, I'm last in the class anyways so I might as well look the part.

So this week since my dad is one of the highschool football coaches I have to stay an hour after my two and a half hour gym class to wait for him to finish up junior football camp.  All the elementary school boys go to a football camp coached by the highschool team.  The kids are cute and so are the highschool players but in a very different way!  It's especially enjoyable because for the last half hour or so they play shirts and skins pickup games so I get to see the councelors' abbs (while I watch from the stands in dorky neon with my sweaty hair plastered to my forehead).  Yep, I'm a real charmer!  They all get distracted from playing with the kids because of my good looks! (NOT!)  Or it's just the neon attire...

Yeah, even if any of them liked me none of them would be stupid enough to ask me out 1) because my dad would kill them and they probably like being on the football team and 2) I'm a band geek.  So I can only dream...     

In Which Nicknames are given, Neji gets a makeover, Tenten's name is forgotten, Neji becomes jealouse and much more!

One-shot humorous Team Gai scene with a little NejiXTenten because they are just plain awesome even if any character depth Tenten possesses is contrived by fans!!!


Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! Naruto is sadly not mine.

CAUTION: THIS STORY CONTAINS PARTS WITH ABONXIOUS ITALICS AND CAPSLOCK!


“Sensei you are looking exceptionally youthful today!” said Lee to Gai sensei one afternoon of training.

“Of course I am because I am youthful every day and I exercise,” he said too loud with a huge goofy grin.

“Oh Gai sensei I wish I could be as youthful as you,” Lee began to cry so Gai sensei hugged him…and then also began to cry.

Neji wondered what was for dinner, when Tenten would show up, how Sasuke could possibly have more fangirls when he has atrocious split ends and he’s EVIL (but Neji supposed it was just destiny or fate that Sasuke had more fangirls and he could not fight it)…wondered where Tenten was. He completely ignored the annoying babbling of his teammates.

Stupid Heels!

Fullmetal Alchemis Fanfiction One-shot

Romance/Humor
Winry is fed up with waiting around so she goes on a date with a charming customer but when things get out of hand the most unlikely person shows up to save her. EdxWinry Fluff.

Please read and review!  Disclaimer: I don’t own Ed, Winry or Mr. Garfiel. Drake is a character I made up.

UPDATE

I had some magenta color put in my hair and I love it!  My dad didn't like how much color the stylist used, he thought it was just going to be a few streaks but oh well!

School is out and that means summer and freetime so hopefully I'll be posting more often.  Maybe actually move towards actually finishing one of my stories in the next milenium! (gasp) 

Since my blog doesn't get any traffic I am now writing for fanfiction.net but don't worry all my readers who somehow magically don't show up in my blog's stats or views counter!  I will still post all my piece on here as well.

Maybe soon I will post about the party I went to on the last day of school that was awesome but since we are melodramatic teens ended in a meltdown that ruined everyone's goodtime.

For now, enjoy my fluffy fanfiction about Ed and Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist!